Thursday, May 3, 2007

re Snitch Karaoke

Envelope agrees that Karaoke is out of control.
He has made notes to diss karaoke on his new album.

"columbus didnt rape the indians so that you idiots could sing karoake in the town named after him"

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Snitch Karoake

Columbus seriously has 6 karoake nights.

Bourbon Street-Sunday
Jacks-Monday High Five-Monday
Brewsters-Tuesday
Carabar-Wednesday
El Derado-Thursdays...

Lets compare that to night life a few years ago..

Sundays-Hip Hop Night @ Bernies
Monday-the Beat Lounge w Notherberg Tavern
Tuesday-Ludsko @ Skullys
Wednesday-Whitskey @ Bourbon Street.
Thursday-Ladies 80's or Ludsko at Bristol
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the resignment of the hipster dejay has led to nerds singing karoake, and coolio songs.


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my proposal..
bourbon street can keep sunday karoake..
monday--someone needs to take skullys on dollar drink night,do it with adrian and flyer for it..
maybe someone not super cool but a sympathyzer who will promote it and play good music...or pull tolerable popular nerd from karoake night to play records
tuesday-self can have oldfields..or pull popular nerd away from karoake night
wednesday-hip hop night needs to crush out karoake at carabar..
thursday-either new hipster night or empower numeric @ ravari room..


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in short..karoake is inline with zack starkey, corny rappers, art raves, and the ocean ghosts..
its all people that want attention that don't deserve it empowered in groups.
it cause degeneration because worse than me and martin playing radio rap..
it basically means journey has the most important record in columbus 6 nights a week..

they need to be divided and put back in the crowd.
they can dance if they need to participate in something.


karoake is the new snitching.
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then after destroying karoake..
we start our own karoake night.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Graffiti Le$$on One

The first time you see 3-D graffiti..
You just feel like something is wrong.
Its kinda like looking at tranvestite with a moustache.
Its obvious they have missed the point, and have no desire to hide it.

Puff Puff Pass...I am claiming house beer bitches!!!

Aloha.
Welcome to my pad.
Please bring buds to match or at least a hot hottie that usually only smokes swag.